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Time Machine

A poem for our time by AB Wyze

AB Wyze by AB Wyze
21-02-2022 09:00 - Updated on 06-09-2022 18:09
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I bought myself a time machine tomorrow
I stepped inside and everything went black.
I did not know my backside from my elbow
so yesterday I'm gonna take it back.

As published in Buy One, GET One by A B Wyze

You can find A B Wyze’s books HERE

You can listen to A B Wyze’s poetry readings at Beat Radio – the schedule for when A B Wyze is on is accessible HERE. David’s slot is 10.15 to 10.30 each Monday, on the Morning Show – With Ian Griffiths & A B Wyze

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A B Wyze (aka David Wood) began self-publishing at around 2012, and over the years he has published several books and written almost a thousand poems, the great majority of which are whimsical humour. A B Wyze also reads his poems on air at Beat Radio on the Morning Show from 10:15am each Monday.

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