Don’t you just love turnips? I most certainly do Steamed, mashed, stewed et cetera I ‘do’ turnips; I really do But if there’s one turnip I really don’t like It’s the Tory Turnip Parliamentarian type Who in their haste, rash of thought Verbiage in words unwisely wrought Belittling their kindred fed-up folk Making slight of what’s no joke The empty shelves advertising that’s Britain’s broke With no salad days in sight What are we to do? Eat turnips … Perhaps they haven’t realised That, actually Many of us Already do