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Rodney the fish

Poem about Rodney the fish from A B Wyze

AB WyzebyAB Wyze
26-09-2022 09:00
in Poetry
Reading Time: 2 mins
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The fish were called Rodney,
yeah, Rodney the fish.
Me granddad were called just the same.
Me Granddad were now
up in Heaven at rest.
Me Granny give that fish its name.
 
“It’s not after granddad,”
she quickly explained.
“I’d not name a fish after him.
Although he did love
all that water and stuff…
your granddad he loved a good swim.
 
And he had them eyes
sort of rounded they were,
and he were in tanks in the war.
And he used to hide
when the cat come around…
so Tiddles come round all the more.”
 
I watched as the fish
swam around in its tank.
“It don’t seem to do much,” I said.
“Oh, just like your granddad,”
me granny replied.
“I bet he does more now he’s dead.”
 
So me and me granny
we stared at the fish
and Tiddles come in from outside.
Me gran had a rock
which she put in the tank,
so Rodney had somewhere to hide.
 
I go round me granny’s
each day after school.
It’s just what me granddad would wish.
And sometimes me granny
don’t hear me come in
cos she’s havin’ talks with the fish.

As published in The Book Before the Next Book by A B Wyze

You can find A B Wyze’s books HERE

You can listen to AB Wyze’s poetry readings at Beat Radio – the schedule for when AB Wyze is on is accessible HERE. David’s slot is 10.15 to 10.30 each Monday, on the Morning Show – With Ian Griffiths & A B Wyze.

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A B Wyze (aka David Wood) began self-publishing at around 2012, and over the years he has published several books and written almost a thousand poems, the great majority of which are whimsical humour. A B Wyze also reads his poems on air at Beat Radio on the Morning Show from 10:15am each Monday.

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