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Last man alive

A B Wyze takes a dive from the Empire State building

AB WyzebyAB Wyze
30-05-2022 09:00 - Updated On 06-09-2022 17:52
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Illustration by AB Wyze

Illustration by AB Wyze

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On the Empire State Building alone...
He jumps and he drops like a stone...
The last man alive
falls past storey five
when he hears someone ringing his phone.

As published in Giggle as You Go by A B Wyze

You can find A B Wyze’s books HERE

You can listen to A B Wyze’s poetry readings at Beat Radio – the schedule for when A B Wyze is on is accessible HERE. David’s slot is 10.15 to 10.30 each Monday, on the Morning Show – With Ian Griffiths & A B Wyze

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A B Wyze (aka David Wood) began self-publishing at around 2012, and over the years he has published several books and written almost a thousand poems, the great majority of which are whimsical humour. A B Wyze also reads his poems on air at Beat Radio on the Morning Show from 10:15am each Monday.

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