So, here I’m sat upon the mat oh, I must be insane. I only sat to feed me cat but can’t get up again. Me cat’s been fed she’s on me bed as comfy as could be. And here I’m sat upon her mat… I’m sure she grinned at me. I stare at her she starts to purr; she sits there on me quilt. She looks at me and I can see it’s not a look of guilt. And now me bum has gone all numb this is a lesson learned. So here I’m sat on my cat’s mat… the tables have been turned.
As published in The Bus Pass Crew by A B Wyze
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