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Guzzgog Pie

The latest poem from A B Wyze

AB Wyze by AB Wyze
23-01-2023 16:00
in Poetry
Reading Time: 2 mins read
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A young lad at the right taking a large bite of a slice of pie. a young girl at the left looking shocked at him. in the background a tree, a fence and the sun in the sky.

Guzzgog pie. Picture provided by the author, with permission

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Me dad grows hairy guzzgogs
 in our garden.
Their taste would make you
want to go and cry.
But then me mother
does her bit o’ magic
and we’ll be eatin’ luscious
 guzzgog pie.
 
And that is why I’ll marry
 when I’m older,
cos growing stuff
is summat I will do.
But when it comes
to making tasty pastry,
just like me dad…
 I won’t not have a clue.
 
 I s’pose I’ll go to work
 inside a factory.
I s’pose I’ll even
earn a bob or two.
On weekends you will find me
on me garden
where there will always be
 a ton to do.
 
And I will have them rakes
 and spades and dibbers.
And I will grow that food
throughout me life.
But I won’t have no clue
how I should cook it…
so that is why
I’m gonna need a wife.

As published in The Book Before the Next Book by A B Wyze

You can find A B Wyze’s books HERE

You can listen to A B Wyze’s poetry readings at Beat Radio – the schedule for when AB Wyze is on is accessible HERE. David’s slot is 10.15 to 10.30 each Monday, on the Morning Show – With Ian Griffiths & A B Wyze.

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