I like swimming
Splash, splash, splash!
Sunak in his swimming pool
Up and down he does his lengths
Wondering how he’ll mount defence
Of constituents’ voicing being incensed
When public baths are closed from hence
Due to energy costs
Meanwhile
His generator is humming merrily
His power-grid increased verily
To heat a pool to keep him fit
While around Great Britain
Children sit
Cold at home
Warmer in school
But with
No local swimming pool
