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A brilliant idea

A poem about a brilliant idea.

AB Wyze by AB Wyze
13-02-2023 10:00
in Poetry
Reading Time: 2 mins read
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A small person standing between two green settees, and a upright lamp with a pink lampshade behind the person. They are wearing light blue shorts and a red top., and holding a large sign saying 'Egg Chips n Beans'. A grey cat is laying on the floor on the right of the picture, looking longingly at the sign.

Egg Chips 'n' Beans. Cartoon by AB Wyze, with permission.

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Disaster round at granny's house,
just me and her for tea.
She's gone and lost her hearing aid
 wherever could it be?
 
We searched the house all over
 from the bottom to the top.
Without it she would never hear
a BOMB if it should drop.
 
But then I had what dad would call
 a brilliant idea.
So good that it would matter not
 if granny couldn't hear.
 
 I knew that she would ask me
 what I wanted for my tea.
 I wrote my answer down in letters;
 big as big could be.
 
And so when granny asked me
 what I wanted to be fed.
I held my paper sheet up high...
She stared at it and said.
 
"A brilliant idea my boy
 but you'll still have to yell,
'cause when I lost me hearing aid...
I lost me specs as well."

As published in Just Because You Are Growing Old it Does Not Mean That You Have to Grow Up by A B Wyze

You can find A B Wyze’s books HERE

You can listen to A B Wyze’s poetry readings at Beat Radio – the schedule for when AB Wyze is on is accessible HERE. David’s slot is 10.15 to 10.30 each Monday, on the Morning Show – With Ian Griffiths & A B Wyze.

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A B Wyze (aka David Wood) began self-publishing at around 2012, and over the years he has published several books and written almost a thousand poems, the great majority of which are whimsical humour. A B Wyze also reads his poems on air at Beat Radio on the Morning Show from 10:15am each Monday.

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