Hallelujah with an H, Alleluia with an A Johnson’s said he’s going to go At least that’s what we thought we hear him say Defiant at the lectern, obviously very cross No humility on show, his departure being our saddest loss “I believe I have a mandate; I believe that still is true I believe a herd mentality has done its worst to me and you I believe ‘I am’ a landslide, I believe ‘I am’ True Blue I believe I should be making appointments and telling people what to do” A dark storm cloud is brewing as returning ministers sip their tea Johnson’s prowling his castles ramparts seeking Villains of Honesty Many minds are pondering about that blessed job Wondering: “Gracious, why not me!” to grasp the brassy knob Lo! He’s still prime minister Surrounded at that desk By The Righteous Judges who propped him up Along with all the rest All the sharks are circling, eyeing up their prey Eager to enter hallowed door while Big Dog exits alley way While Egos fill their glasses And drink Vain Gloria Boris bounces ‘round ideas To build his Valhalla Parliament recess pending, final closure swinging low Chequers’ doors slamming shut wondering if he’ll ever go Come the reckoning morning, come the reckoning day Ev’n the Almighty will have work cut out persuading Johnson that he cannot stay Halleluiah with an H, Alleluia with an A Johnson’s said he’s going to go At least that’s what we thought we heard him say

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