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              Hallelujah with an H, Alleluia with an A
              Johnson’s said he’s going to go
              At least that’s what we thought
              			 we hear him say
              Defiant at the lectern, obviously very cross
              No humility on show, his departure being our saddest loss
              “I believe I have a mandate; I believe that still is true
              I believe a herd mentality has done its worst to me and you
              I believe ‘I am’ a landslide, I believe ‘I am’ True Blue
              I believe I should be making appointments and telling people what to do”
              A dark storm cloud is brewing as returning ministers sip their tea
              Johnson’s prowling his castles ramparts seeking Villains of Honesty
              Many minds are pondering about that blessed job
              Wondering: “Gracious, why not me!” to grasp the brassy knob
              Lo! He’s still prime minister
              Surrounded at that desk
              By The Righteous Judges who propped him up
              Along with all the rest
              All the sharks are circling, eyeing up their prey
              Eager to enter hallowed door while Big Dog exits alley way
              While Egos fill their glasses
              And drink Vain Gloria
              Boris bounces ‘round ideas
              To build his Valhalla
              Parliament recess pending, final closure swinging low
              Chequers’ doors slamming shut wondering if he’ll ever go
              Come the reckoning morning, come the reckoning day
              Ev’n the Almighty will have work cut out persuading Johnson that he cannot stay
              Halleluiah with an H, Alleluia with an A
              Johnson’s said he’s going to go
              At least that’s what we thought
                                        we heard him say
              

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